Oh My Gourd! Great Pumpkin Squashes The Competition At Annual Weigh-Off

Minnesota horticulture teacher Travis Gienger watered his winning entry 10 times a day.

Brazilian Senator Caught Hiding Cash Between His Butt Cheeks: Police

Reps for Chico Rodrigues have not yet commented on the cash allegedly found down his pants.

These Weird Halloween Costumes Are Perfect For Any Pandemic

Sexy plague doctor? Check! Giraffe? Yep! And who wouldn’t want to dress up as Joe Exotic?

Aggressive Raccoons Keep Harassing White House Reporters — And There’s Wild Video

“Frickin’ raccoons, man,” CNN’s Joe Johns exclaims in one clip. “God, again! That’s the second time. Jesus.”

Presidential Memorabilia Is, Of Course, Really Weird This Year

The 2020 campaign has been strange, to say the least. Shouldn’t the election swag be, too?

British Wildlife Park Removes 5 Cursing Parrots From Public View

“If they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don’t know what we’ll do,” the park’s CEO lamented.