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Come back with my money, Supergirl!
Hey Blog Guy, you haven’t written much lately about the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, which I know is your pride and joy. Got any new exhibits coming up?
As a matter of fact, yes. We’ve been in delicate and costly negotiations for weeks, to get a goofy-face shot of that British skier, Chemmy Alcott, ahead of the Winter Olympics. Here it is, for the first time ever!
Um, not to complain or anything, but that’s not a very goofy face.
Look, she’s a skier, not a weight-lifter or a tennis player. She’s doing her very best to look silly here, so cut her some slack. It took a two-day photo shoot just to come up with this one.
Blog Guy, you got screwed. Sports Illustrated has a cover shot of her without her wig or false teeth, and her eyes are bulging out and her tongue is stuck to the ski lift. It’s REALLY goofy!
Damn you, Chemmy, with your minty fresh toothpaste-commercial face! Come back here with my museum’s money! I KNEW you could do a whole lot better than this!
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Chemmy Alcott, Britain’s most successful female skier, trains at Canada Olympic Park in Calgary, Alberta February 7, 2010. Alcott was in Calgary training and resting for the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics starting February 12 in Vancouver. RUTERS/Todd Korol
Below: Radek Stepanek REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Marion Bartoli REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Richard Gasquet REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Victoria Azarenka REUTERS/Tim Wimborne
Photos courtesy of the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop
Topless voters, nothing up their sleeves…
Blog Guy, I notice you provided full coverage of the Costa Rica elections over the weekend, but not the voting in Ukraine. How about some news from there?
Sure, okay. From looking quickly through our photo file, I guess people voted.
Is that one of those places where they put blue ink on your finger, to make sure you don’t vote twice?
No, it seems their system is, you take your shirt off when you vote, so you can’t vote twice. I believe it’s the voting system Hugh Hefner designed.
Hold on a minute, Blog Guy. That makes no sense. Couldn’t folks just put on another shirt and come vote AGAIN?
No, Mr. Smarty-Pants, check the photos. When you vote you also have to hold your ballot up over your head so everybody can see it.
Seems kind of a set-back for the secret ballot. How come in these photos, only women are voting?
Because I’m guessing the men mostly just stand around and watch the women vote.
As usual, Blog Guy, you lack any clue about what’s happening in an important global story. I won’t be back here.
Suit yourself, but then you’ll miss my hot Ukraine League of Women Voters photo slide show.
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Activists from Ukrainian female rights organization “Femen” stage a demonstration at a polling station during the presidential election in Kiev February 7, 2010. The demonstrators protested against what they say are breaches of democratic principles in the country. REUTERS/Stringer
Gabriel Iglesias - I'm not fat, I'm fluffy (Part <b>…</b>
Gabriel Iglesias in his 3.rd Comedy Central stand-up special, "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy", from 2009. Enjoy! … Gabriel Iglesias …
Get closer to the bricks, Honey, and pout a little….
Blog Guy, I have a photography question for you.
Well you know, we do have a very cool photography blog.
Yeah, but I really trust your hard-hitting, reliable information. So my question is, let’s say you had a bricked-up spot where an ATM used to be, and you wanted to get a photo of it.
I’m with you so far.
But just a photo of bricks would be boring, so would it be better to shoot it through a car window?
One window? Nah, I’d shoot it through BOTH windows as the car goes past.
Wow! That’s why you’re the Blog Guy!
Even better, you could shoot the bricked-up machine through a car with a passenger, so you’d have the two windows, a face AND the bricks!
FANTASTIC! And that would be ONE HELL OF A GREAT SHOT, RIGHT?
Uh, no, apparently not. I guess maybe I’d have some sizzling hot Victoria’s Secret models, busting out of trashy lingerie, posing by the bricks. Yeah, that might do it…
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A passenger being driven in a taxi passes a bricked-up ATM slot in the City of London February 4, 2010. Britain’s Bank of England put a hold on its unprecedented 200 billion pound asset-buying program for the first time in 11 months on Thursday, but left the door open for more so-called quantitative easing if the economy relapsed. REUTERS/Toby Melville
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 6 of 7)
Things that don't make sense at the ending and an analysis of light saber duels. Enjoy! Part 7 will be out soon… … Star Wars Episode one …
A Very Potter Musical Act 2 Part 9
The final showdown! Harry and his pals finally face down Voldemort in this climactic climax… "A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial …
