Man Who Survived Bear Attack Gets Bitten By A Shark

“I don’t blame the shark, I don’t blame the bear, and I don’t blame the rattlesnake,” the victim said.

Terrifying Tumbleweeds Take Over California City, Trapping Residents Inside Homes

“It’s a nasty nightmare.”

Giant Penis Mural To Be Painted Over After Stiff Resistance From Locals [NSFW]

One could argue the artist got shafted.

Artist’s Neon Signs Showcase The Worst Parts Of Each Social Media Platform

“I don’t think all social media is terrible,” the artist insists.

‘In A Dogs’ World, Humans Are Elves That Routinely Live To Be 500+ Years Old’

The 25 most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

Shout ‘Dilly Dilly’ At The Masters And You’ll Be Thrown Out On Your Can

Officials won’t dilly-dally enforcing a ban on yelling the Bud Light catch-phrase.