Blog Guy, I work for a bikini modeling agency that hires only gifted models.

That must be fascinating. What’s the latest methodology for telling if a bikini model is gifted?

I know you’re not gifted yourself, Blog Guy, but are you really that stupid? Look at the pictures. We have brightly-wrapped GIFTS  attached to our heads. That shows we’re gifted. There’s no mystery.

It’s that easy? I’m stunned. What’s the name of this agency for models with gifts on their heads?

It’s called Presents of Mind. Pretty clever, huh? And we don’t just model, we also sing.

Interesting. What kind of music do gifted bikini models with presents on their heads perform?

Wrap.

But I digress. Blog Guy, I need your help for a bikini model friend of mine, who has been falsely accused of a crime.

You’re sure she didn’t do it, huh?

Yes. As you can see, she was framed.

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Top and right: Models present creations by Spanish designer Aghata Ruiz de la Prada during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin July 28, 2010.

Left: A model presents a creation by Colombian brand Maaji during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin, July 28, 2010.

REUTERS photos by Fredy Amariles

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